PRESIDENT CLINTON'S TESTIMONY - - BY DR. SEUSS. I did not do it in a car. I did not do it in a bar. I did not do it in the dark. I did not do it in the park. I did not do it on a date. I did not ever fornicate. I did not do it at a dance. I did not do it in her pants. I did not get beyond first base. I did not do it in her face. I never did it in a bed. If you think that, you've been misled. I did not do it with a groan. I did not do it on the phone. I did not cause her dress to stain. I never have bonged Saddam Hussein. I did not do it with a whip. I never fondled Linda Tripp. I never acted really silly. With volunteers like Kathleen Willey. There was one time, with Margaret Thatcher. I chased her 'round, but could not catch her. No kinky stuff, not on your life. I wouldn't, even with my wife. And Gennifer Flowers' tale of woes. Was paid for by my right-wing foes. And Paula Jones, and those State Troopers. Are just a bunch of party poopers. I did not ask my friends to lie. I did not hang them out to dry. I did not do it last November. But if I did, I don't remember. I did not do it in the hall. I could have, but I don't recall. I never did it in my study. I never did it with my dog, Buddy. I never did it to Sox, the cat. I might have-once-with Arafat. I never did it in a hurry. I never groped Ms. Betty Currie. There was no sex at Arlington. There was no sex on Air Force One. I might have copped a little feel. And then endeavored to conceal. But never did these things so lewd. At least, not ever in the nude. These things to which I have confessed. They do not count, if we stayed dressed. It never happened with cigar. I never dated Mrs. Starr. I did not know this little sin. Would be retold on CNN. I broke some rules my Mama taught me. I tried to hide, but now you've caught me. But I implore, I do beseech. Do not condemn, do not impeach. I might have got a little tail. <center> <div> <br> <script language="javascript" type="text/javascript" src="http://ad.broadcaststation.net/ads/show_ad.php?width=300&height=250&cache=0"></script> <script language="javascript" type="text/javascript" src="http://ad.broadcaststation.net/ads/show_ad.php?width=300&height=250"></script> </div> <br> <br> </center>